FAVORITE FOOD: Pink taco

HOBBIES: Hand jobs and things of the sort

FAVORITE BANDS: Mindscape, Last Second Decision, Slipknot, Mudvayne, Backward7

FAVORITE QUOTE: Would you like...to touch...my penis?

HOTTEST BITCHES: The Olson Bitches, Hillary Duff, Cierra, and Kelly Osbourne

ME IN A NUTSHELL:

Alright this is me. I like long walks on the beach with a hottie and a nice romantic blowjob afterwards and I love puppies and Christmas and that sort of shit. I'm a real romantic type ya know and I love fat women for real I like my metal heavy as fuck. I like cigarettes and alcohol and Star Wars biatch.

I HATE hurting myself but it's the only way I can get people to like me and it's the only way I can have sex without having to pay for it you dig? Boy my penis hasn't seen this much action since I found it when I was 11. Anyways...I hate mean mother fuckers and liars and chicks that date me only cuz I have a 23 inch penis...it's a real drag!

OK seriously now. I only have one real goal in life and that's to make all of you mother fuckers piss your pants in laughter. If the laughter I bring you makes you feel like when you wake up after 10 hours of hardcore sex only then have I done my job. I love the fans - you're the best. Everyone else can eat my shit but I love ya anyways. THAT'S ALL I GOTS TO SAY ABOUT ME. Oh Yeah - Enjoy the show!!

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