FAVORITE FOOD: Octopussy

HOBBIES: I like to make whoopie!

WORDS OF WISDOM: Better to be pissed off than pissed on!

FAVORITE BANDS: All of the bands on my show - only the best!

FAVORITE DEAD GUY: Definitely got to be Pauly Shore

FAVORITE QUOTE: Get your lazy ass off the couch and make me some dinner! -DAD-

IF I WERE AN ANIMAL: I'd be a son of a bitch.

HOTTEST BABES: I like bitches, all kinda bitches, to take off my shirt and take down my britches.

FAVORITE COLOR: Slutty orange

MOVIE: Lisa, She-Wolf of the SS

FAVORITE SONG: Smut

ME IN A NUTSHELL:

I live in a one bedroom apartment with another full-grown man in the heat of friendship. Though we are not gay, many would never guess. I love to make people laugh even when it's not appropriate. I yell sporadically. I am also spontaneous when it comes to cheese. Above all, I'm mysterious.

I HATE carnies, wax bubble gum, George Bush and his husband Barbara, The Willy's, Moris Code, canopies, paper machet, and being told "...it's only a temporary restraining order."

I LOVE emails from fans, making people laugh, frolicking through a leafy glade, eating pork, family and friends, having girlfriends for at least two weeks at a time, strippers, anyone named Chester, and people who think that they're just 'big-boned'.

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