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Let's look at the facts folks, everyone likes pain, admit it or not, whether Jackass, Viva La Bone, Mencia, whoever the fuck does something cruel, we love it. If you don't like simply change the channel, this isn't Teletubies or Barney. You have come to see pain, blood, drunken sailors and horrible bouts of insanity with real crack-heads on the street. We all love to see it, sit back and enjoy. Producer Eric McGill has some words of wisdom below and always appreciates feedback, even assholes that want to critique him, come have a fluorescent bulb bashing contest in the head with him, or have 20lb plates of glass shattered into your skull, or visit the worst inner city streets with no protection and demean heroin addicts. When you enter Upcrack's world, you will be ready to feel the rush that only few feel. Shizzle

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This world is full of little idiosyncrasies and double standards.  Women shouldn't have sex, but men should........And the more the better!  But who are us men supposed to bang if the women aren't having sex?  Doesn't make sense does it ladies? Or how about if a woman has to much sex she is unfairly labeled a "whore".  But when a guy does it he's "THE MAN".  Can I get an AMEN? The toilet seat goes down after a man urinates.  But, after a woman uses the toilet, it doesn't go up, why not?  Doesn't seem fair, does it guys?  And white people aren't aloud to say the "N" word.....Okay I lost my train of thought there but, I'm right aren't I?

Have you ever heard the term "Jackass Wanna Be"?  It's a stereo type name unfairly given to any comedy group brave enough to perform stunt comedy.  It doesn't matter if you only have performed one stunt, or if you've done 200 stunts.  Your a "Jackass Wanna Be". How odd is that?  The only way to make that statement fair is to look at the entire entertainment industry and compare all TV show formats and see who has "COPIED" who. Rodney Dangerfield was hilarious!  What a card.  But fuck that stupid Robin Williams for stealing his thunder.  He's just a "Rodney Dangerfield Wanna Be". There seems to be a lot of those "Wanna Be's" out there today that are very successful.  Mysteriously, somehow they get over looked. Robin Williams redeemed himself though by doing Mork and Mindy.  Stand up comic gone sitcom.  I guess he copied other stand up comics, and stole the whole "Sit-Com" format, but it's cool because he was doing something....almost original.  But wouldn't you know it, all these fucking "Wanna Be's"  start climbing up on the band wagon. Unfortunately, people such as Ray Romano and Jerry Seinfeld made millions of dollars being copy cat "Wanna Be's".  Man, they tricked the shit out of all of us.  If we'd had only known sooner that Ray Romano and Jerry Seinfeld were just "Wanna Be's", maybe we wouldn't have watched them week after week thought they were so funny.

Got to love The Simpson's, even though it's a cartoon family like The Flintstones.  But man, they really made it funny.  Stretched there boundaries, made the show really interesting.  Then out of nowhere comes The Family Guy.  A "Simpson's Wanna Be".  I mean they both were families, (mom, dad, son daughter baby, dog) like in The Simpson's.  They were even both cartoons!  Damn, I used to love the Family Guy.  It's way better than The Simpson's, but who gives a shit about that???  All we care about is that they're "Wanna Be's".  It totally ruins the whole show now that we know they weren't the first. And who could forget Saturday Night Live.  All those great actors, great comedy and originality.  Wouldn't you know it, other "Wanna Be's" followed and tried to do sketch comedy also.  Mad TV, In Living Color, Fridays........"Wanna Be's"....If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that they like Mad TV better than Saturday Night Live well.......I'd certainly have a shit load of dimes.  Now that we figured out Mad TV, In Living Color and Fridays are just a group of "Wanna Be's", it's pretty safe to say none of them are any good.  I mean, how can you get better than Saturday Night Live?  They're.....the first.....

My point is this.  For those of you out there that have given my brothers and sisters in "stunt comedy" flack for being "Jackass Wanna Be's", maybe think about what I'm saying before you do.  We have not, nor never will wish to be Jackass.  On the same hand, we honor and respect all that Jackass has done for us and the entertainment industry.  They have opened so many doors for everyone to succeed in the world of comedy.  They are and always will be hilarious, entertaining and the originators.  Our intention is not to copy Jackass nor is it our goal to steal the glory for their innovation and hard work.  But rather to elaborate on their success. As in any form of art, there is one originator.

The same principle applies to any form of art.  There will always be a way to make the art just as good, and in many instances make it even better.  The only way to prove this theory is for you the viewer to watch and judge for yourself.  So sit back and enjoy the comedy for what it is.  idiots hurting themselves for your pleasure.  And that seems totally fair.